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Top Tens Take Two [PATREON PREVIEW] - Least Popular Alcoholic Beverages, Summer Jobs
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Humorous Alcoholic Beverages
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Okay, top 10 least popular alcoholic beverages. Number 10, faulty dog. Number nine, Canadian serumist. Number eight, bud thick. Number seven, sex on the rocks.
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Number six, sour milk stout. Number five, Jamaican me bloated. Number four, Michelobotomy. Number three, wine suicide. Number two, curdled Russian.
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And the number one least popular alcoholic beverage, Mint Chetney Julep. I'm pretty sure I've made wine suicide before.
Personal Wine Experiences
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I have to. I always forget when I'm, when I'm having fancy wine somewhere and I'm like, I'm just going to top it off here. And I just, I'm grabbing a different bottle of wine because I'm so used to just my own trash wine habits. I'm at a party.
00:01:32
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I'm pretty sure that I would really enjoy Bud Thicke, to be honest. Honestly, sex on the rocks, I'd try it. The drink, I mean. Yeah.
Least Desirable Summer Jobs
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Here's your least popular summer jobs. Number 10, itchy wool sweater salesman. Number nine, itchy wool sweater with a swastika on it, salesman.
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Number eight, selling safe and legal fireworks. Number seven, funeral barker. Number six, van's warp tour chaplain. Number five, chap aquatic bridge lifeguard. Number four, sweat hog. Number three, temporary mall goth.
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Number two, bad humor man. And the number one least popular summer job, ass clown. I don't know why. Funeral Barker killed me.
US Without a President
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Top 10 ways the US would be different without our president.
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Number 10, Air Force One available for parties. Number nine, fewer emails asking for $5. Number eight, SNL 15% funnier. Number seven, Congress exhibits new found big dick energy. Number six,
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Fewer statues of crusty old white guys. Number five, roving packs of feral secret service officers menace the streets. Number four, presidential sweets gone to seed. Number three, vice presidential libraries taken up a peg. Number two, new season of the Celebrity Apprentice.
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And number one, blame spread real thin. All right.
Rejected NFL Team Names
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Next up, we got the top 10 rejected NFL team names. These are the top 10 names that weren't chosen for the NFL. Number 10, the grand rapids boogers. Number nine.
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The New York gets. Number eight, the Miami pedophiles. Number seven, the New England sun kissers. Number six, the Minnesota bug eyed little weirdos. Number five, the Los Angeles turd tappers.
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Number four, the Oakland no good lowdown scum sucking two bit motherfuckers. Number three, the Chicago cowards. Number two, the Washington n words and the number one rejected NFL team name in America. Chauncey.
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Swish, that's a perfect number one for a top 10, just bad and stupid.
Unpopular Disney World Attractions
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Okay, here we go. The top 10 least popular attractions at Disney world. Number 10, the carousel of egress. Number nine.
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The dilapidated tiki room. Number eight, the country bears ham bone heaven. Number seven, the rockin' roller coaster featuring huba stink. Number six, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny stunt spectacular.
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Number five, journey into pragmatism. Number four, the people shiver. Number three, the tea party tea party. Number two, Big Chunder Mountain.
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and the number one least popular attraction at Disney World, Donald Duck's tuck in buck. It really gives you whiplash, that tuck in buck. Is he tucking like his dick between his legs? You got to tuck, tuck down as low as you can, and then the ride bucks you all around.
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It's simulating a, uh, emergency landing in a, in a passenger plane. Hmm. All right. We've got the top 10 fears of snuggles, the fabric softener bear.